Sunday
The Simpsons
The War at Home
Family Guy
American Dad
Football, of course.
Monday
Tuesday
Scrubs
"My Way Home"
Zach Braff directs the 100th episode, an homage to "The Wizard of Oz." On J.D.'s day off, he is called into work and can't seem to leave. Turk searches for a heart donor. Carla fears she's not brave enough to be a parent. Elliot doesn't think she's smart enough to lead a Q&A session. The Janitor paints color-coded lines around the hospital, including a yellow one leading home.
9:00 PM EST on NBC
Scrubs
"My Big Bird"
Guest starring Jason Bateman. The group is asked to recount the weeks leading up to a mysterious death of a patient. Everyone was off doing something distracting. J.D> and Turk were chasing after a thank-you from a former patient (Jason Bateman), Elliot discovers her make-out partner is married, and Carla was recruiting for a group lottery purchase.
9:30 PM EST on NBC
Wednesday
Thursday
Will & Grace
"Cop to It"
Invited by their married friends Rob and Ellen to dinner, they fear the worst: their friends will announce they're pregnant again. Instead, the couple announces they're separated, and their waiter turns out to be Vince, Will's ex. Jack tries to get his friend to come out of the closet on his show to spice it up. Karen gets tapped as an emergency member of a bowling team.
8:00 PM EST on NBC
That 70s Show
"Sweet Lady"
Guest starring Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Patten and Gavin MacLeod. Jackie meets a local talk show host and gets a job as her personal assistant. Donna questions Randy's intentions. Hyde learns a lesson on marriage.
8:00 PM EST on Fox
Four Kings
"Tale of the Tape"
Barry gets a date with a girl who turned Ben down for the prom. Ben had made a secret tape of himself reading a poem to her. When Barry brings her home, he is jealous of how well she and Ben get along, so he makes a tape of his own. Jason is demoted when his boss discovers an "endowment" Jason possesses and becomes insecure.
8:30 PM EST on NBC
That 70s Show
"Stone Cold Crazy"
Samantha, Hyde's new wife and a former stripper, helps Kitty and Donna spice it up. She also helps Donna take some spicy photos to send to Eric. Fez learns the downside of living with a girl.
8:30 PM EST on Fox
My Name Is Earl
"Monkeys in Space"
One of Earl's old friends, Hank, is arrested, so Earl decides to make up for ruining his birthday party, number 18 on his list. He tries to give Hank a number of special requests before visiting hours end at noon. Meanwhile, Randy decides to look for a job, and tries his hand at a busboy at The Crab Shack.
9:00 PM EST on NBC
The Office
"The Carpet"
Michael's carpet is soiled, making him question his popularity with the staff. He sits at Jim's desk to bond with them, and starts a sales contest to boost morale. Jim has to sit by Kelly, a chatterbox, and can't make eye contact with Pam.
9:30 PM EST on NBC
Crumbs
"Friends in High Places"
9:30 PM EST on ABC
Friday
The Bernie Mac Show
"Sweet Lady"
Guest starring Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Patten and Gavin MacLeod. Jackie meets a local morning talk show host and sets her sights on getting a job as the woman's assistant. Donna wonders about Randy's intentions.
8:00 PM EST on Fox
The Bernie Mac Show
"Wrestling with a Sticky Situation"
Guest starring pro wrestler Steve Austin. Jordan starts wrestling, winning by default every time since he never has an opponent in his weight class. He soon eats himself into a new weight class and has his first challenger.
8:30 PM EST on Fox
