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Jon Stewart Quotes From the 2008 Oscars
A sampling of some of host, Jon Stewart's quotes from the 2008 Oscar Awards.

Headlines from American Dad
Funny headlines from the Langley Falls Post, in the opening sequence of Fox's American Dad.

Michael Scott Quotes
Funny quotes from Michael Scott, possibly the worst boss ever, on NBC's The Office.

Dwight Schrute Quotes
Funny quotes from the slightly psychotic Dwight Schrute, Michael's #2 man on The Office.

The Dr. Cox Random Insult Generator
Dreading Monday mornings? Sure, we've all had bad bosses. But no one's got a boss as insulting, offensive and degrading as Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs. Dial a random insult from Dr. Cox and get some perspective on your working life.

Barney Stinson Quotes
Barney, the fifth wheel in the gang on How I Met Your Mother, has a way with the ladies.

Great TV Quotes That Didn't Make TV Land's List
Ten of the best TV quotes and catchphrases that for some reason didn't make it onto TV Land's list of the top 100 catchphrases of all time.

TV Land's The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catchphrases
You'll have to watch TV Land's weeklong salute to see how they rate, but here they are -- the 100 greatest quotes and catchphrases in television history.

Denny Crane Quotes
Funny quotes from Denny Crane (William Shatner) from the ABC comedy drama Boston Legal. "Denny Crane!"

Earl Hickey Quotes
Funny quotes from Earl of the NBC sitcom My Name Is Earl.

Joy Darville Quotes
Random quotes in the dulcet tones of Joy, Earl's ex-wife from My Name Is Earl.

Randy Hickey Quotes
Wise words quoted from Randy, the Zen-like brother of Earl from My Name Is Earl.

Jon Stewart Quotes from the 78th Annual Academy Awards
Funny quotes from Jon Stewart's first time hosting the Oscars.