Dwight

Dwight Is On:

The Office

Who Is Dwight ?:

Dwight, an assistant to the regional manager, is annoying without trying, and a little insane. He lives on his family's beet farm.

Who Plays Dwight :

Rainn Wilson

Dwight Quotes:

"Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom. Because I kicked in all the stalls."

"Alright, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them."

"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic, famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

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