From the article: Best Barney Stinson Quotes
Do you have a favorite Barney Stinson saying or quintessential Barney moment from How I Met Your Mother? Tell everyone about it below. Quote Away!
- Sasha away. From season six episode nine "Glitter"
- —Guest cool gal
when something great happened
- Barney - so, heres the mini cherry, on top of the regular cherry, on top of the sundae of awesomness that is my life...
- —Guest me
One you probably haven't heard
- (talking about nick, Robin's boyfriend.) Robin: You guys really think he dumb? Barney: Airbags are sharper.
- —Guest Guest
- Barney-Canada, why do they even let you be a country!!!
- —Guest Fredward
best barney stinson quote
- Lily Aldrin: We'll all have a wedding dress camp-out. It'll be fun. Barney Stinson: I can't go. I've got this thing. Lily Aldrin: What thing? Barney Stinson: A penis.
- —Guest yo
when his black bother shows up
- Hang on to your bedsores, grandparents from willy wonka, because guess what? my awesome brother is gonna show up (clap) react.
- —Guest ammy
- God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome!
- —Guest go canada
Best canadian dialog by barney
- If i have to sit through one more flat chested nova scotian riding a mountie on the back of zamboni, i'll go OOT of my mind.
- —Guest Ravi
- When discussing an unforgettable night in which they ride a camel in the bar Barney says the night is gonna be drama... wait for it... Dary! Dramedary!
- —Guest HIMYM Rules
go with it
- when his argument sucks or bears no logic. "come on ted... just... ..ok?"
- —Guest who i am
BARNEY IN AIRPORT SECURITY
- Ted: The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls and we followed some here to Philadelphia. That's it, that's all this is! Airport Security Guard: Nobody's that lame. Ted: Yes, he's that lame. [to Barney] Tell him you're that lame. Barney: We are international businessmen!
- —Guest SAMALAM
- When Barney finds out that Ted dated a hooker, and dumped her... He stands up and in a angry but soft voice says: "Friendship over." And then angrily screams: "FRIENDSHIP OVER !!!"
- —Guest bukket
- Women are like pokemon you can't catch 'em without balls
- —Guest Cookie
Drunk barney and ted
- Robin:hey barn-door,teddy bear get up u jackasses. barney:papa! robin:do u remember what happened last night? barney:oh! was ted drunk? embarassing!
- —Guest Elninio
robin as a wingman
- "What, I'm birthday suiting up." This was after he got naked in Robins apartment
- —Guest frankie
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