From the article: Best 'How I Met Your Mother' Quotes
Every week brings new hilarious and quotable lines on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. Share your favorite How I Met Your Mother quotes below. Quote Away!
Season 1: Episode 20: Best Prom Ever
- Lily is freaking out over wedding plans. Ted: Lily you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing. Lily: Intense! I have a wedding to plan in 9 weeks for 200 people. Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table. I need to roll with it, okay?
- —Guest cruss54
Barney is sick
- Robin: Barney, you are sick. Barney: Robin, I don't know how Canadians do it but here in america, when i feel sick i stop feeling sick and feel awesome instead. True story.
- —Guest tori