From the article: The Best Ron Swanson Quotes
Ron Swanson of NBC's Parks and Recreation, played by Nick Offerman, is a reliable source of hilarious one-liners and amusingly uncomfortable scenarios. What do you think are the best Ron Swanson quotes and scenes? Share Your Favorite
meat tornado
- Talking to Andy about ordering burritos. "You had me at meat tornado"
- —Guest Kayla
Raccoons
- "We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the children for sport."
- —Guest Steve
She is a cold bitch
- Speaking about Tammy: "Her name is Tammy Swanson, and she is a serious Bitch!"
- —Guest KillaG

