From the article: Best Sheldon Cooper Quotes
On a show full of nerds, The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper towers over them all. His science geekiness, comic-book fandom and complete misunderstanding of basic social interactions make for plenty of hilarious moments. Share your favorite Sheldon Cooper quotes below. Quote Away!
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- Other: Here Sheldon, drink your coffee Sheldon: Oh! Too fast Other: Don't you mean Too hot? Sheldon: Well, temperature is only a measure of the speed of the atoms, and these are definitely too fast!
- —szyrma
Einstein Approximation
- I am attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain. -Sheldon Cooper
- —Guest monkeymatt10
Sheldon on coffee
- Coffee is out of the question. When I moved to Calofornia, I promised my mum I wouldn't start doing drugs.
- —Guest Unknown
What excites 12 year old girls
- What are you doing Sheldon, I'm on google, What are you typing, What excites 12 year old girls, No no no no no no no no.
- —Guest Ethan
Sheldon Wisdom
- It’s axiomatically atypically so your characterization of their behavior as typical is demonstrably fallacious.
- —Guest JeffV
Sheldon on Being Careful
- If I weren't being careful, your telling me to "be careful" wouldn't make me careful.
- —Guest JeffV
Sheldon on Being Wrong
- There is a fine line between wrong and visionary, unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.
- —Guest JeffV
Bazinga
- "Bazinga, I don't care." Once again, you've fallen for one of my practical jokes."
- —Guest shehdydushebehs
stupid peeps
- One cries because one is sad, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad
- —Guest Me
Sheldon on problem solving
- "I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth!"
- —Guest Cplal
sheldon chores in the lab
- you have dr sheldon cooper in your lab and your asking him to do the dishes, thats like asking superman too open a pickle jar
- —Guest amyxxxx
Friends With Benefits Episode
- You're the milk thief! Leonard said I was crazy but I knew that carton felt lighter.
- —Guest Kim
The pants alternative
- A Neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies "For you no charge." BAZINGA!!!
- —Guest Karan Soni
Various Episodes
- I'm not sure if this counts, but, "BAZINGA!!!" my favorite Bazinga is in "the Einstein aproximation" when he's in the ball pit.
- —Guest Emma
Sheldon, to Leonard
- "It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels."
- —Guest Katie
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